Bobby Winkler talking about the Kegsman. RIP but he was still really funny.. I am sure enjoying his new intruments

Bobby Winkler talking about the Kegsman

Politically Correct 2012 Kicking New School

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America :

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

• He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
• He does not   'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
• He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

• She is not 'EASY' - She is'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
After Testosterone Vitamins..:)
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• She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

Meanwhile..over at the Bar

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.



The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition."Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said....


"Clean my house."

BULLSHIT!

 so take that and love it

next blog will kick yo ass