Politically Correct 2012 Kicking New School

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America :

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

• He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
• He does not   'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
• He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

• She is not 'EASY' - She is'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
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• She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'